Get 2 Choppin

I get it….you are better than me Mr. little tough guy white teenager that thinks his shit don’t stink because he drives a Mustang that his dumbass naive parents bought for him so he can squeal his tires at every light while he wears his white wife beater and fitted hat turned sideways while blaring some crappy rap music. I get it you like the Hennessey and Hypnotique but the funny thing is in three or four years once you out grow the wigger motif you will probably be chilling at an O.A.R. concert (or whatever jam band is hot at the time) wearing your Hollister shirts and designer jeans that don’t sag off your ass like you got a lump of shit in your back pocket. I get it your better than me.

I get it Miss “I drive with my little fluff ball dog in my lap” you are better than me. Your eratic driving behavior because your little shitzu licked your ear is okay cause you are better than me. Well don’t come crying to me when some jerk off slams on his brakes at a yellowish red light and when you react your little ball of fido fur is one bloody splotch on the windsill and you have to scrape off dog poo from the inside of your SUV. I mean you’re better than me so go ahead and risk that poor dog’s life. I mean if that was your child would you have them crawling all over you while you weave in and out of traffic like a drunk guy on a late saturday night? I think not. I would hope PETA would be on your ass like a Cleveland fan on a 23 cent pizza promise.

I get you are better than me Miss Chaldean in the Hummer with the I-Pod phone glued to your ear that you got on the cheap from one of your cousins that owns a Cingular or Verizon phone shop. You obviously have an inside connection on some cheap gas prices that is why you are driving around in a faux army vehicle with big bug eyed sunglasses. Oh yeah I forgot some how this govt. of ours decided to give you a fucking break so your family could open up a gas station while a third or fourth generation American couldn’t get a tax break to save his life but that is why you are better than me. I get it.

I get it you upper class rich snobs that drive Mercedes Benzos and do illegal u-turns in the middle of the road and run your new car on the curb because you don’t give a shit about money like Joe Blow Amercian who is struggling to make a mortgage payment because the fucking lending and housing markets took a shit on middle class America. You are better than me and that is why you are the one responsible for all the mom and pop businesses that are getting run into the ground because this cunt-ree doesn’t give a shit about the low to middle class Americans that fight and die and pay for everything in between but oh yeah I get it rich America you are better than me. I get it you that you will sleep nice and comfy in your high thread count sheets and feed Filet Mignon and cavier to your exotic miniature pet pig while the rest of us fight over a fucking bag of rice at Costco but that is okay because you are better than me. I get it.