Choppin Warning: We drink a little bit too… good
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 02:10AM
“We drink a little bit too… good”, Wham Dickham coined the previous statement and it rang true this past weekend. It started with the tandem ride to the east side and ended with a Sears Social Sunday Funday, hosted by the ambassador of fun himself, Chef Sean Sears.
The Choppin’ crew ran the gamut of good times from the shores to the melee on Marinelli’s dance floor. You can never accuse us of not learning something new everyday. For instance on Saturday, we learned (specifically Wham) it is not wise to take a bet that revolves around you telling a girl (who is married to some white trash piece of garbage) that she has saggy boobs. The result was a punch to the throat of Wham, the quick reaction of Russell the Muscle to aid his sucker punched pal and the knowledge that John E. Bravo should’ve been a pro-wrestler cause he got back points faster than Lindsay Lohan’s rehab romancer.
On a side note: Wham pulled out the rarely seen fishhook move in the melee at Marinelli’s and turned in the first illegal bar fight move ever.
On another side note: A new Choppin’ record was set when six cop cars showed up at Marinelli’s to put a stop to the ruckus, luckily no arrests were made in the case of the floppy fun-bags.
This, of course, did not stop the fun from continuing. After a miscommunication on the whereabouts of K.C. the Sunshine Man and a security check on Shanie B’s house, Wham and John E. meander over to Shawskis and eventually ended up at Chef Sears house. Being the host that he is, Chef Sears tucked John E. Bravo in and sang him a goodnight lullaby, which is probably why he didn’t wake up to Stallion Steve on the couch ten feet away from him getting silly with a filly.
Wham was up and at ‘em again early as he, Russ, Sears, and their new friends Tom and Katie enjoyed a nice day at the ballpark. The brewskis were flowing like Mike Babcock’s hair. The day ended with some nice quality time amongst friends with the game Apples to Apples followed by a few games of Sunday Funday speedball because we drink a little bit too… good.
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