Tuesday
Apr212009
Ah ha moment: Caffeine Convert....Coffee!!!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 04:20PM
For some odd reason I have never partaken in the coffee drinking experience until today and Oh My God it is the greatest thing since Jesus raised Lazerus from the dead, I can almost guarantee he just poured a couple sips of high octane columbian coffee down his throat and BAM!
I have such a great buzz it is crazy, I mean I feel like superman. I cleaned my apartment, even scrubbing my kitchen floor which I despise, from top to bottom in 27 minutes and 33 seconds, no lie. I may never sleep again, I don't feel like I need it. No energy drink has ever made me feel this good (hold on and let me take a sip, man I even feel like more of an adult just saying that and doing that).
Why, oh why, have I forsaken the coffee drinking experience? Maybe it was the imagined down side of coffee like the math teacher with the horrible afternoon coffee breath or maybe I was just trying to escape the shadow of my father who would put down a big pot of the black breath of life before heading to work at five in the morning (oh dad, now I see the light, please forgive my insolence and ignorance. If I only knew then what I know now.)
I had my first steaming cup of Can Do this morning from Speedway. Let me just say there is something inherently grown up about sitting at the breakfast table and slowly sipping from a cup of coffee. I felt like I should have a newspaper in my hand and even though I was by myself I should come up with something smart to say like, "The ramifications of the latest stimulus package on the middle class will have a socialist ripple effect on our democratic government". I don't know if that makes sense but if it did I bet you a coffee drinker would say it. (time to take another sip, is there anything better than the relaxing sound of the exhalation "aghhh" after taking that sip?)
Of course to make up for lost time, I decided to have another piping hot taste of euphoria this time from Dunkin Donuts. Is it too late to be drinking this much coffee this late in the day? I don't know but don't worry I will just write all the posts for get2choppin.com for the next two months tonight while rearranging my closet and library by color, the closer it is to the color of coffee the higher priority it gets in my life. I mean I got nothing but time and energy. I think I'm going to for a run, let me just put the lid on my coffee.
Next step brewing my own coffee at home! Any suggestions?
I have such a great buzz it is crazy, I mean I feel like superman. I cleaned my apartment, even scrubbing my kitchen floor which I despise, from top to bottom in 27 minutes and 33 seconds, no lie. I may never sleep again, I don't feel like I need it. No energy drink has ever made me feel this good (hold on and let me take a sip, man I even feel like more of an adult just saying that and doing that).
Why, oh why, have I forsaken the coffee drinking experience? Maybe it was the imagined down side of coffee like the math teacher with the horrible afternoon coffee breath or maybe I was just trying to escape the shadow of my father who would put down a big pot of the black breath of life before heading to work at five in the morning (oh dad, now I see the light, please forgive my insolence and ignorance. If I only knew then what I know now.)
I had my first steaming cup of Can Do this morning from Speedway. Let me just say there is something inherently grown up about sitting at the breakfast table and slowly sipping from a cup of coffee. I felt like I should have a newspaper in my hand and even though I was by myself I should come up with something smart to say like, "The ramifications of the latest stimulus package on the middle class will have a socialist ripple effect on our democratic government". I don't know if that makes sense but if it did I bet you a coffee drinker would say it. (time to take another sip, is there anything better than the relaxing sound of the exhalation "aghhh" after taking that sip?)
Of course to make up for lost time, I decided to have another piping hot taste of euphoria this time from Dunkin Donuts. Is it too late to be drinking this much coffee this late in the day? I don't know but don't worry I will just write all the posts for get2choppin.com for the next two months tonight while rearranging my closet and library by color, the closer it is to the color of coffee the higher priority it gets in my life. I mean I got nothing but time and energy. I think I'm going to for a run, let me just put the lid on my coffee.
Next step brewing my own coffee at home! Any suggestions?
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