Get 2 Choppin

It isn’t Good Friday yet, but it sure feels like it. There is nothing better than helping people. Today was one of those days that end up at the top of the list when you are handing out your resume to St. Peter at the pearly gates. Wham and I did our choppin’ duty and saved the life of fellow human being from the shame and embarrassment she would have incurred from wearing (dare I say it) sunglasses at night.

This heinous act was almost perpetrated but our fast acting stopped this illegal behavior before it crossed over the border into bad decision land. I tried my best to solve the problem myself with a strong warning, “Do you want to get your ass kicked today? Totally bush league there you Guido, only a Richie Rich who is used to getting her way would blatantly flaunt her betterness like that”. I did not want to bring Wham into the fray but things started to get testy when she questioned my beauty and proposed a fight.

I responded, “Obviously you can hire somebody so you don’t get your manicured hands dirty. Not fair, but let’s do this. It is for your own good.” It was time for an intervention.

This is when Wham stepped, “It sounds like a bit of jealousy, ease up tough girl and if I ever see you wearing sunglasses at night someone’s getting an ass-kicking. Jeez oh Pete…seriously?”

After referring her to the “We Are So Fighting” post regarding the topic of wearing sunglasses at night we can honestly say that she saw the light (that’s what happens when you take off the shades of stupidity) and recanted her slanderous status.

     Now I don’t like to toot my own horn but the thing ain’t gonna play itself. I bet my bottom dollar that this person (she will remain nameless to protect her family and friends from any harassment) is glad that she knows people like Wham and I, who are chalked full of integrity. Most people, probably even some of her closest friends, would’ve let that flaw slide, but not us. All I can say is you are welcome and Wham another life has been saved. Mark it.

     Wham’s response was also one of genuine heartfelt welcome-ness. He replied, “I often get asked, ‘Wham, how do you do it?’ or ‘Wham, why do you take the time to help these people?’ and the answer is, it’s a gift and I’m glad I can make a difference. Chalk this one up in the good deeds column, John E. Bravo. Beeyahhh!”

     The man is indeed a selfless human being and after having a conference call we came up with this simple blueprint for your house of life for our readers to follow. It starts with a solid foundation of integrity, some strong columns of good deeds for supports, rooms for improvement, and a roof of responsibility to keep out the storms of stupidity and selfishness that plague us all, well besides Wham and I. You can just call us storm chasers, cause we don’t hide from the choppy seas of life. We get right up in that hurricane and say, “Girl, gimme that, ugh!”