Monday
Feb162009
Choppin' Instant Classic: Oh What A Night...
Monday, February 16, 2009 at 04:16PM
Oh what a night mid February back in oh nine. If that was a song title it would definitely be the soundtrack of this past weekend. The whole spectrum of socially acceptable behavior was something that the crew completely ignored. We were zipped up and ripped up and ready to go. A force to be reckoned with, hell son, Johnny Law couldn't do nothing but shake his head at us and let us pass on by but that story comes later.
It started Friday when the zing blossoms were starting to bloom. Wham tried to frame John E. Bravo by sending him a text that in no unflattering terms questioned the integrity of his whole being. The text basically accused John E. Bravo with flirting with the girl that Wham had his heart set on (for the night anyway). After receiving the text, in a huff John E. Bravo stormed out. The reason unbeknownst to the rest of the group was that he had to work early and was tired and hungry but this left the door open for a perfect zing opportunity.
Upon waking up he immediately called Wham a Jealous Jill on a Facebook status comment. Wham took the bait; hook, line, and sinker. The war of words escalated fast and below the belt shots were being fired left and right. John E. Bravo tossed a grenade into the arena and said, "keep chirping and one day your mouth will get you in a situation your fists can't get you out of tough guy" and Wham came back with, "You're fucking pathetic. You bleep, bleep, bleeping son of bleep!". Well things eventually calmed down and later that night as Wham, K.C. the sunshine man, Bellows and John E. Bravo got into the vehicle to head out John E. Bravo dropped the one word dagger, "Zing!".
The Burnett's flavored vodka and Red Bull bombs were like jet fuel for the our N- Sanity Scooters. The shitshow was in full effect. As the battle with the bottle waged on, key participants kept dropping out. First it was Bellows and then K.C. the Sunshine Man rode off into the sunset. The two left standing (somewhat wobbly but standing) were Wham and John E. Bravo.
The night was coming to a close and it was time to make the long walk home. It started out simple enough but soon enough Johnny Law was on our case.
"Where you guys coming from?" barked the man.
Wham being calm cool and collected said, "The hideout".
Officer Tough Guy, "It's three in the morning."
Wham, "We slow sipped our last call."
Officer Menacing looks replies, "Well I got a lot of reports of break-ins tonight!"
Wham, "Hell, I don't think I could get into my own house tonight."
Officer Tough Guy shakes his head and drives off.
At this point John E. Bravo gets the idea that they should stop at a friends house and see if people are still partying. It is a little detour but not too bad. As soon as Wham and I get there he says, "Why did we come here again?"
John E. Bravo, passing the blame, stated firmly, "Yeah why did you want to come here?" The walk home was back on. A little further down the road on the way home, we run into Johnny Law standing outside of his car. As we prepare to answer another round of questions, we notice it is the same officer from before. He also recognizes us. Wham comes to the rescue, "Just taking the long way home sir."
The officer shaking his head and with a little smirk on his face replies, "Come on guys, just go home."
We both nod our heads and say, "No problem sir". As we round the corner we both look at each other and decide on one last stop; off to Del Taco it is.
It started Friday when the zing blossoms were starting to bloom. Wham tried to frame John E. Bravo by sending him a text that in no unflattering terms questioned the integrity of his whole being. The text basically accused John E. Bravo with flirting with the girl that Wham had his heart set on (for the night anyway). After receiving the text, in a huff John E. Bravo stormed out. The reason unbeknownst to the rest of the group was that he had to work early and was tired and hungry but this left the door open for a perfect zing opportunity.
Upon waking up he immediately called Wham a Jealous Jill on a Facebook status comment. Wham took the bait; hook, line, and sinker. The war of words escalated fast and below the belt shots were being fired left and right. John E. Bravo tossed a grenade into the arena and said, "keep chirping and one day your mouth will get you in a situation your fists can't get you out of tough guy" and Wham came back with, "You're fucking pathetic. You bleep, bleep, bleeping son of bleep!". Well things eventually calmed down and later that night as Wham, K.C. the sunshine man, Bellows and John E. Bravo got into the vehicle to head out John E. Bravo dropped the one word dagger, "Zing!".
The Burnett's flavored vodka and Red Bull bombs were like jet fuel for the our N- Sanity Scooters. The shitshow was in full effect. As the battle with the bottle waged on, key participants kept dropping out. First it was Bellows and then K.C. the Sunshine Man rode off into the sunset. The two left standing (somewhat wobbly but standing) were Wham and John E. Bravo.
The night was coming to a close and it was time to make the long walk home. It started out simple enough but soon enough Johnny Law was on our case.
"Where you guys coming from?" barked the man.
Wham being calm cool and collected said, "The hideout".
Officer Tough Guy, "It's three in the morning."
Wham, "We slow sipped our last call."
Officer Menacing looks replies, "Well I got a lot of reports of break-ins tonight!"
Wham, "Hell, I don't think I could get into my own house tonight."
Officer Tough Guy shakes his head and drives off.
At this point John E. Bravo gets the idea that they should stop at a friends house and see if people are still partying. It is a little detour but not too bad. As soon as Wham and I get there he says, "Why did we come here again?"
John E. Bravo, passing the blame, stated firmly, "Yeah why did you want to come here?" The walk home was back on. A little further down the road on the way home, we run into Johnny Law standing outside of his car. As we prepare to answer another round of questions, we notice it is the same officer from before. He also recognizes us. Wham comes to the rescue, "Just taking the long way home sir."
The officer shaking his head and with a little smirk on his face replies, "Come on guys, just go home."
We both nod our heads and say, "No problem sir". As we round the corner we both look at each other and decide on one last stop; off to Del Taco it is.
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