Monday
Sep222008
Zing: The Get of the Got...
Monday, September 22, 2008 at 12:22PM
When I first heard the idea of "The get of the got", I am not going to lie I was a little confused by it, but the more that I let it simmer in my cranial caldron and let it roll off my tongue the more I came to understand it.
Let me first give credit where credit is due. The get of the got was Wham Bam Diddly Dam's idea after pulling off the zing of all weekend zings. It is similar to the same inter-connected relationship you would see with the Ying and the Yang, and the Zing and the Zang; the get and the got flow together like the two great rivers of China, the Yangtzee and the Yahtzee.
Unfortunately, names have been changed to protect the individuals involved, but it was Jay "I got the Blues cause I didn't see the Clues" who was the one that was the "got" while it was Wham Dickham with some encouragement from the peanut gallery that put the "get" in the get of the got. He pulled this off like a wax strip on his girlfriends shin, it was fast and painless; for him that is.
The set up for the "get" couldn't have occurred any better. The night was going pretty smoothly and the snocktails for Jay and Wham were going down like a broken elevator full of fat people, when in walked a blast from the past for good old Jay, "I got the blues cause I didn't see the clues." He wasn't sure if she had seen him and he was a little nervous to go talk to her (he is a shy guy sometimes) so he walked away from the group.
Wham, loaded with the girl's name and a half dozen snocktails, yelled across the bar, "Hey don't I know you. Isn't your name ______? Aren't you friends with Jay? Didn't you see him when you walked in? Hold on a second. Where is Jay guys? Oh here he is over at this other table of people we don't really hang out with. Hey Jay, Hey Jay! Guess who is here? You will never guess who is here, okay I will tell you. It is ______!
Well we all know how shy Jay can be, but thanks to Wham's action as tugboat captain, he pulled Jay into the harbor of love and docked him right next to that lady in question. Your Welcome, Jay. Zing
Let me first give credit where credit is due. The get of the got was Wham Bam Diddly Dam's idea after pulling off the zing of all weekend zings. It is similar to the same inter-connected relationship you would see with the Ying and the Yang, and the Zing and the Zang; the get and the got flow together like the two great rivers of China, the Yangtzee and the Yahtzee.
Unfortunately, names have been changed to protect the individuals involved, but it was Jay "I got the Blues cause I didn't see the Clues" who was the one that was the "got" while it was Wham Dickham with some encouragement from the peanut gallery that put the "get" in the get of the got. He pulled this off like a wax strip on his girlfriends shin, it was fast and painless; for him that is.
The set up for the "get" couldn't have occurred any better. The night was going pretty smoothly and the snocktails for Jay and Wham were going down like a broken elevator full of fat people, when in walked a blast from the past for good old Jay, "I got the blues cause I didn't see the clues." He wasn't sure if she had seen him and he was a little nervous to go talk to her (he is a shy guy sometimes) so he walked away from the group.
Wham, loaded with the girl's name and a half dozen snocktails, yelled across the bar, "Hey don't I know you. Isn't your name ______? Aren't you friends with Jay? Didn't you see him when you walked in? Hold on a second. Where is Jay guys? Oh here he is over at this other table of people we don't really hang out with. Hey Jay, Hey Jay! Guess who is here? You will never guess who is here, okay I will tell you. It is ______!
Well we all know how shy Jay can be, but thanks to Wham's action as tugboat captain, he pulled Jay into the harbor of love and docked him right next to that lady in question. Your Welcome, Jay. Zing
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