Friday
Jul252008
What the F@#k......
Friday, July 25, 2008 at 04:23PM
What the F@#k is wrong with the world today? Don’t even think about answering that because I am going to tell you. There are certain things in life that just don’t make sense. For instance why are people such morons when it comes to traveling on a plane. Show some integrity and act like you’ve been there before.
First off, when traveling why does every one feel the need to find the biggest carry-on case they can find. These friggin’ morons are standing there stuffing their oversized bag into a tiny ass compartment while the rest of the plane is sitting in their seats waiting for these a-holes to sit the f@#k down so they can get to their destination on time. The extra large bags better be filled with dildos and lube because they are sure f@#king everyone. I now know where all the retarded kids from kindergarten that tried to stuff the square peg into the round hole ended up, on my friggin’ plane.
Second, what would make any person in their right mind bring an infant on a flight? These screaming shit machines are more annoying than kids that use the attention deficit disorder excuse. Seriously how f@#king hard is it to pay attention for more than five minutes. Well if that is the case I have an, I don’t want to listen to your shit excuses disorder. Rule number one: Anyone that shits into a diaper shouldn’t be allowed to fly. That kills two birds with one stone because then I don’t have to wait for some hunched over old person to slow roll down the aisle and have to use the bathroom ten times before take off and suck on their false teeth the entire flight.
Third, the slimming down of the seats is not an injustice upon the fat people of the world. It is a f@#king hint. They should have something similar to the carry-on measurement tool. It could be the shell of a person that can fit comfortable into the seat if when you stand in it there is any overflow you are booted to the freight plane where you get your own crate and a feedbag and a fat camp brochure.
I feel bad for the airlines, I mean with increased weight in the plane because of the fact that on average 1 out of 3 Americans is obese, their profit margin is getting increasingly smaller. I have a solution though they can remove all floatation devices and just tell people to hug a fatty in case of emergency.
First off, when traveling why does every one feel the need to find the biggest carry-on case they can find. These friggin’ morons are standing there stuffing their oversized bag into a tiny ass compartment while the rest of the plane is sitting in their seats waiting for these a-holes to sit the f@#k down so they can get to their destination on time. The extra large bags better be filled with dildos and lube because they are sure f@#king everyone. I now know where all the retarded kids from kindergarten that tried to stuff the square peg into the round hole ended up, on my friggin’ plane.
Second, what would make any person in their right mind bring an infant on a flight? These screaming shit machines are more annoying than kids that use the attention deficit disorder excuse. Seriously how f@#king hard is it to pay attention for more than five minutes. Well if that is the case I have an, I don’t want to listen to your shit excuses disorder. Rule number one: Anyone that shits into a diaper shouldn’t be allowed to fly. That kills two birds with one stone because then I don’t have to wait for some hunched over old person to slow roll down the aisle and have to use the bathroom ten times before take off and suck on their false teeth the entire flight.
Third, the slimming down of the seats is not an injustice upon the fat people of the world. It is a f@#king hint. They should have something similar to the carry-on measurement tool. It could be the shell of a person that can fit comfortable into the seat if when you stand in it there is any overflow you are booted to the freight plane where you get your own crate and a feedbag and a fat camp brochure.
I feel bad for the airlines, I mean with increased weight in the plane because of the fact that on average 1 out of 3 Americans is obese, their profit margin is getting increasingly smaller. I have a solution though they can remove all floatation devices and just tell people to hug a fatty in case of emergency.
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