Monday
Jun162008
You're a Little Dickhead......
Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:07PM
This past weekend turned into the weekend of all going away weekends for John E. Bravo. It all started with a Thirsty Thursday zing fest and a celebrity look away contest. Two legends, John E. Bravo and Wham Dickham, and the possible leading candidate for the next person to reach choppin' legend status on the board of get2choppin.com (pending an unanimous vote of choppin' confidence), Kevin "I ain't in heaven but I am lean enough to float on a cloud" Collins.
It started with a casual dinner at the local neighborhood restaurant Swooters, where it was buy one get one boneless breast nugget for free. The lovely Allison was out waitress and seemed to be showing a bit of interest in the lovable nature of John E. Bravo until Wham Dickham pulled the Reverse of Fortune Zing. It started with a friendly conversation between Allison and John E. Bravo about here summer classes for Kiniesiology.
John E. Bravo had asked, "So when are you done for the summer."
Allison said with a twinkle in her eye and a side crinkle in her mouth movement, "June 28th."
John E. Bravo replied, "Oh wow that is my birthday what a coincidence."
Without batting an eyelash Wham Dickham chimed in, "I wanted to wait to tell you this but, oh hell, I called your brother to make sure it was alright and then I went ahead and bought you a round trip ticket to California for five weeks so you could go see your family out there. I looked at your schedule and I know you have the summer off so can you leave this coming up Tuesday?"
John E. Bravo with a stunned look on his face (cause he had bought the ticket and had just seen Wham Dickham take credit for it), "Oh my God. How did you know I wanted to visit. You are such a good friend."
Allison turns never to look John E. Bravo in the eye again and says, "That is the nicest thing I have seen a friend ever do. Awwwwwwww!!!"
After leaving Swooters the boys traveled to The Woost Bar Ever. Here is where John E. Bravo pulled the Leonardo Dicaprio "Catch Me If You Can" Zing. He started hammering "sodas" like he was an Amish carpenter building a barn. Wham sensing the challenge ultimately put some pep in his step and closed the gap. As the night progressed a local celebrity and hopefully future big leaguer in the rising sport of men's field hockey showed up and took part in Buddy Holly and Ricky Vaughn appreciation night. The black horned-rimmed spectacles were in effect.
This lead to a few celebrity look away pictures, but the ultimate prize was the boyfriend/girlfriend that no one knew that wanted their picture taken with our gaggle of good looking guys. The scene was set and the boyfriend took his place in front of the group and bam. The poor guy got slammed with a huge 7 versus 1 look away. The best part was that his girlfriend took it with a disposable camera and the look on her face showed that she knew this was one picture that would be left at the one hour photo hut. The only downer on the night was for the group of guys that did not get the memo and came because they thought it was douche bag day at The Woost Bar Ever.
The night became day and the day became night and a going away party for John E. Bravo disguised as a graduation party was the top attraction of the evening. The Hawaiian Hotties, John E. Bravo, Wham Dickham, and K.C. were the premium draw and made the event a blazing success. The catch phrase of the night started by Wham Dickham of, "You're a little Dickhead" was being spread around the party like lice at a daycare. The evening showcased an impromptu dancing of John E. Bravo and Wham Dickham's famous footloose free for all and some beautiful folk singing by John. E. Bravo of his hit song, "I kissed your dad, so say sum ting".
Don't worry pictures will be forth coming but you will not get to see them because you're a little dickhead.
It started with a casual dinner at the local neighborhood restaurant Swooters, where it was buy one get one boneless breast nugget for free. The lovely Allison was out waitress and seemed to be showing a bit of interest in the lovable nature of John E. Bravo until Wham Dickham pulled the Reverse of Fortune Zing. It started with a friendly conversation between Allison and John E. Bravo about here summer classes for Kiniesiology.
John E. Bravo had asked, "So when are you done for the summer."
Allison said with a twinkle in her eye and a side crinkle in her mouth movement, "June 28th."
John E. Bravo replied, "Oh wow that is my birthday what a coincidence."
Without batting an eyelash Wham Dickham chimed in, "I wanted to wait to tell you this but, oh hell, I called your brother to make sure it was alright and then I went ahead and bought you a round trip ticket to California for five weeks so you could go see your family out there. I looked at your schedule and I know you have the summer off so can you leave this coming up Tuesday?"
John E. Bravo with a stunned look on his face (cause he had bought the ticket and had just seen Wham Dickham take credit for it), "Oh my God. How did you know I wanted to visit. You are such a good friend."
Allison turns never to look John E. Bravo in the eye again and says, "That is the nicest thing I have seen a friend ever do. Awwwwwwww!!!"
After leaving Swooters the boys traveled to The Woost Bar Ever. Here is where John E. Bravo pulled the Leonardo Dicaprio "Catch Me If You Can" Zing. He started hammering "sodas" like he was an Amish carpenter building a barn. Wham sensing the challenge ultimately put some pep in his step and closed the gap. As the night progressed a local celebrity and hopefully future big leaguer in the rising sport of men's field hockey showed up and took part in Buddy Holly and Ricky Vaughn appreciation night. The black horned-rimmed spectacles were in effect.
This lead to a few celebrity look away pictures, but the ultimate prize was the boyfriend/girlfriend that no one knew that wanted their picture taken with our gaggle of good looking guys. The scene was set and the boyfriend took his place in front of the group and bam. The poor guy got slammed with a huge 7 versus 1 look away. The best part was that his girlfriend took it with a disposable camera and the look on her face showed that she knew this was one picture that would be left at the one hour photo hut. The only downer on the night was for the group of guys that did not get the memo and came because they thought it was douche bag day at The Woost Bar Ever.
The night became day and the day became night and a going away party for John E. Bravo disguised as a graduation party was the top attraction of the evening. The Hawaiian Hotties, John E. Bravo, Wham Dickham, and K.C. were the premium draw and made the event a blazing success. The catch phrase of the night started by Wham Dickham of, "You're a little Dickhead" was being spread around the party like lice at a daycare. The evening showcased an impromptu dancing of John E. Bravo and Wham Dickham's famous footloose free for all and some beautiful folk singing by John. E. Bravo of his hit song, "I kissed your dad, so say sum ting".
Don't worry pictures will be forth coming but you will not get to see them because you're a little dickhead.
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