Thursday
May292008
Onion of the Week: Wagon Train O' Neil
Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 05:03PM
The Onion of the Week is getting dusted off and is being presented to a special person and by special I mean "special" if you are picking up what I am putting down. The award this week goes to the infamous Gypsy traitor (make sure you enuciate the second "t" in traitor because she is easily confused and may think you said gypsy trader), Wagon Train O'Neil.
The first name has been changed to provide protection for the get2choppin.com trademark against any legal issues that could arise, but don't fret because if you are on the outskirts of loserville you will easily be able to pick this onion of the week out of the town garden.
The first and foremost of her crimes against humanity besides obviously putting the uber in uber-goober is trying to take claim for the saying get2choppin. If Gay Ray were here right now I can guarantee he would say, "Oh no, you didn't!!" (and add the classic flamboyant Z snap). Wake up Miss "Someones been filling your cup with v-hate-n juice" cuz you got your headband on too tight if you think that you had anything to do with the choppin' nation.
Second, you need to back up. Oh wait you already got that down pat. You need to disable the beeping sound on your vehicle because we all know by now that you are in permanent back up mode. Beep. Beep. Zing. Zing. Oh what a relief it is. Here is a little song written by John E. Bravo himself, it goes:
Wagon train's sitting on the bench in May, watching her playing chances slip away.
Just sitting on the bench in May, knitting scarves while the other kids play.
Well I am working on it but that is the chorus at least. Sounds like a number one hit to me. Oh yeah and can everyone smell that? I can, it is fried onions, cause Miss Wagon Train you just met the Zing's cousin, Smokey the Burn and as he says, "If you can't stand the heat why da hell yous steppin' in my frying pan". Well have fun with your band of gypsies, maybe you can write a couple songs for that band. One could go "Bunyan's bunions smell better than these onions so what you going to do when I cry all over you like a chimp flingin' poo?" or "Sweet Georgia Brown Vidalli Onion".
The first name has been changed to provide protection for the get2choppin.com trademark against any legal issues that could arise, but don't fret because if you are on the outskirts of loserville you will easily be able to pick this onion of the week out of the town garden.
The first and foremost of her crimes against humanity besides obviously putting the uber in uber-goober is trying to take claim for the saying get2choppin. If Gay Ray were here right now I can guarantee he would say, "Oh no, you didn't!!" (and add the classic flamboyant Z snap). Wake up Miss "Someones been filling your cup with v-hate-n juice" cuz you got your headband on too tight if you think that you had anything to do with the choppin' nation.
Second, you need to back up. Oh wait you already got that down pat. You need to disable the beeping sound on your vehicle because we all know by now that you are in permanent back up mode. Beep. Beep. Zing. Zing. Oh what a relief it is. Here is a little song written by John E. Bravo himself, it goes:
Wagon train's sitting on the bench in May, watching her playing chances slip away.
Just sitting on the bench in May, knitting scarves while the other kids play.
Well I am working on it but that is the chorus at least. Sounds like a number one hit to me. Oh yeah and can everyone smell that? I can, it is fried onions, cause Miss Wagon Train you just met the Zing's cousin, Smokey the Burn and as he says, "If you can't stand the heat why da hell yous steppin' in my frying pan". Well have fun with your band of gypsies, maybe you can write a couple songs for that band. One could go "Bunyan's bunions smell better than these onions so what you going to do when I cry all over you like a chimp flingin' poo?" or "Sweet Georgia Brown Vidalli Onion".
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