Get 2 Choppin

I got real f@#king issues with these two prima donna chowder heads above. What gives this bimbo Barbie the right to be frolicking on the beach why her draft dodging (that is why he changed his toupee to brown in the picture above) hippy loving boyfriend is out driving around in a sports car with his fake toupee. These two are f@#king killing it for every God-fearing-stars-and-stripes-saluting-red-blooded American just trying to find a little piece of the American dream that they can call their f@#king own.  

It is f@#king obvious what the wealthy executives of this toy company are up to with these two slapdicks. They are filling the heads of every child especially the females that it is all right to date a rich guy with a bad toupee (I mean the shit doesn't even move) who drives a sports car to make up for his lack in the penis department. I am f@#king god damn on to you Ken and Barbie. Shit sons and daughters of the Choppin revolution, Plastic surgeons have had their hooks in this whole Barbie thing for only God knows how long. It is one big f@%king subliminal message that big plastic boobs on your girlfriend and a fancy car for the man are what we should all aspire to you.

Well f@#k you Ken and Barbie. The f@#king shame of it is that this Ken (who I think has some nazi influence in him, I mean Blonde hair and Blue eyes plus he can't bend his damn arm to even salute but he sure as hell can raise it huh?) is living the life while good old G.I, Joe is fighting for our freedom but what does he get. Does he have that whorepants Barbie waiting for him when he comes back from deployment in the sandbox? Hells no. She is out slutting around with Ken playing tennis or riding her foreign made Vespa.

 

Another thing that f@#king pisses me off is goddamn ignorant shitheads that live in an apartment complex that has only one washer and dryer that everyone shares, yet these slapdicks feel they have the right to leave their laundry in the f@#king dryer for three hours unattended like they are the f@#king Queen of Sheba. Other people live there too you selfish pricks and you know you who are. Have a little common courtesy for others because this is a warning and you only get one. Next time I might just throw a downey sheet soaked in my urine and blast that dryer on high heat. Don't worry this one is on me you f@#king slapdicks and if you are missing a few pairs of panties well it wasn't me because we all know that damn dryer demon eats those things like their fruit roll-ups.