Monday
Apr282008
What the F@#K....
Monday, April 28, 2008 at 06:51PM
What the f@#k is wrong with the advertising world these days. Is it their sole purpose in life to piss off the consumer so that they won't buy the product or is this some reverse pyschology bullshit they are trying to pull where they won't take the annoying commercial off the air until we buy enough units of their product.
Take for instance the car commercial, I believe it is Saturn, where a young couple comes into look at a car and everytime they get near it the alarm sounds. The camera pans to the top of the dealership where a black guy is repeatedly clicking the panic button while the dealer says, "I can just put a sold sign on it" but the buyer says "no this will work". I want to choke that motherf@#ker everytime I hear that commercial (and usually I am out of the room when it comes on and it just boils my blood instanteously). I want to know what the point of this commercial is and I want to know what they are trying to say.
Is it that the black guy most likely lives in a bad neighborhood and will need to be sure that the panic button and alarm work? Is it that the black guy has some deep seeded envy against the white couple after years of oppression at the hand of "the man"? And why is it just a single black guy? Where is his family? Or is it some subliminal social and racial driven commentary that the car company is making regarding the black nuclear family? or lack of a black nuclear family?
Either way it is annoying and should be pulled from the air. The other commercials that are annoying are the ones that deal with people with frequent urination problems. I don't need to know that this exists. What happened to keeping all of our problems locked up in a neat little closet? I mean do I need to know the exact reason why my parents or grandparents are running to the bathroom every ten minutes. Wasn't it back in the day just normal for someone that was up in age to have a weak bladder, I mean isn't that the whole fun of getting older and wearing a diaper again. If I can't piss and crap myself when I am older than shoot me now.
F@#K I want to wear a diaper right now; I mean think about going to a ballgame and not having to leave your seat to take a leak or if you are at a party and you go to another one no more having to stop because you broke the seal. You can just let it flow.
I mean if I were an ad executive I would accumulate every Budweiser, Coors Light (especially the twins commercial) and Miller lite commercial and take a cue from how those guys do it. You could take a bunch of old people and put them at a dance (throw some contemporary music on the scene) or bingo and they could all have adult diapers on and when some old guy whizzes or shits themselves they get a big grin on their face and then they wink at their date as the annoucer says, "Is your bladder ruining your climbing the social ladder? Does your having a good night depend on how many times you have to go to the bathroom? Well use Depends undergarments and don't let anything get in the way of you getting into her granny panties?" Wink, wink, nod, nod and squeeze her droopy ass.
Now that is good advertising.
Take for instance the car commercial, I believe it is Saturn, where a young couple comes into look at a car and everytime they get near it the alarm sounds. The camera pans to the top of the dealership where a black guy is repeatedly clicking the panic button while the dealer says, "I can just put a sold sign on it" but the buyer says "no this will work". I want to choke that motherf@#ker everytime I hear that commercial (and usually I am out of the room when it comes on and it just boils my blood instanteously). I want to know what the point of this commercial is and I want to know what they are trying to say.
Is it that the black guy most likely lives in a bad neighborhood and will need to be sure that the panic button and alarm work? Is it that the black guy has some deep seeded envy against the white couple after years of oppression at the hand of "the man"? And why is it just a single black guy? Where is his family? Or is it some subliminal social and racial driven commentary that the car company is making regarding the black nuclear family? or lack of a black nuclear family?
Either way it is annoying and should be pulled from the air. The other commercials that are annoying are the ones that deal with people with frequent urination problems. I don't need to know that this exists. What happened to keeping all of our problems locked up in a neat little closet? I mean do I need to know the exact reason why my parents or grandparents are running to the bathroom every ten minutes. Wasn't it back in the day just normal for someone that was up in age to have a weak bladder, I mean isn't that the whole fun of getting older and wearing a diaper again. If I can't piss and crap myself when I am older than shoot me now.
F@#K I want to wear a diaper right now; I mean think about going to a ballgame and not having to leave your seat to take a leak or if you are at a party and you go to another one no more having to stop because you broke the seal. You can just let it flow.
I mean if I were an ad executive I would accumulate every Budweiser, Coors Light (especially the twins commercial) and Miller lite commercial and take a cue from how those guys do it. You could take a bunch of old people and put them at a dance (throw some contemporary music on the scene) or bingo and they could all have adult diapers on and when some old guy whizzes or shits themselves they get a big grin on their face and then they wink at their date as the annoucer says, "Is your bladder ruining your climbing the social ladder? Does your having a good night depend on how many times you have to go to the bathroom? Well use Depends undergarments and don't let anything get in the way of you getting into her granny panties?" Wink, wink, nod, nod and squeeze her droopy ass.
Now that is good advertising.
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