Get 2 Choppin

This is not for the faint of heart but instead it is for the weak of bladder. I have an interesting question regarding shower urination. Obviously urinating in your own shower is not the issue; that warm jet stream of urine mixed with some hot shower water makes for a good salt rinse down the leg. It becomes a sticky situation though when the discussion revolves around urinating in communal showers.

We all know the social stigma of getting caught urinating in the shower at say your local health club or YMCA. The Seinfeld episode where George gets caught by another member is proof enough of the heavy cloud that can park itself in front of your happy space if you get caught.

There is a rumor floating around that by urinating in the shower you can eradicate athlete's foot which seems to me that it would be considered a good thing. Plus don't you use soap in the shower. If you urinate then lather up won't the resulting suds rinse away that bladder splatter? I mean were not playing cross the streams here with the guy at the next shower head.

I would think that years of at home shower urination traget practice would result in the ability for most of us (guys at least) to be able to dead-eye the bulls-eye that is formed by the drain with pinpoint accuracy. I mean look at a shower drain it looks like a bulls-eye, if that isn't proof enough that we were meant to urinate in the shower than I don't know what is needed as evidence.

I mean would a fire fighter use a loaded hose to beat out the fire or would he it put out by opening the nozzle full blast and spraying the damn thing everywhere.  You tell me what makes sense.

We obviously know Wham Dickham's stance on shower urination. It is with his feet spread about two feet apart, hands behind head with a slight lean back, initiate lock on the target and fire at will. The question becomes what is your stance?