Get 2 Choppin

There are certain occasions in life where it is common courtesy to not be an el cheapo creepo. We all have our financial ups and downs, which is understandable in this trying economic times, but when your pockets have a little extra weight to them while your buddy's pockets have nothing but lint and stolen ketchup packets don't be that guy that puts the polack on his wallet when it comes time for the tab grab.

Don't be that guy that pulls the line, "What you paid the tab, well why didn't you tell?" when of course the people that paid were standing right next to you playing buck hunt or golden tee and they specifically said, "I am going to pay the tab right now, I will be back for my next turn, okay?" and of course since you are That Guy you would of course nod your confirmation of hearing that.

Don't be that guy that makes his heritage look bad with inappropriate behavior and uncharacteristic behavior. I don't want to stereotype people like I work at Best Buy but I thought Polish people were generous, caring individuals who not only make a great perogi but also the fattest donuts on earth, the pacuzki. They often get maligned as being the butt of the joke, for instance, two legends and a polish friend walk into the bar at the end of the night the two legends throw in money to pay for the tab and tell the polack to cover the tip. looking around a little confused he says well how is the waitress suppose to read your advice if I cover it up.

Don't be that guy that offers to buy your buddy lunch tomorrow and then completely reneges on the offer the next day. It reminds of Wimpy from popeye who was that guy because he was always saying, "I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today". If I could eat promises I would be like Jared from Subway before he got on his two subs a day diet, a big fattie and I don't want to be that guy.