Wednesday
Mar192008
Here's, Cheers, and Beers to you "finger quote person"
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 04:30PM
This post goes out to the user of the air finger quotes. This simple procedure can get you out of just about any situation in which you wish to offend somebody but not take the responsibility. There are many different types of ways that people utilize the air finger quotes, some to their advantage and some to the disadvantages of others.
First, we have all seen the person that doesn't have enough moxie to say something like "hi there you cheating louse of an ex-wife" but by simply making bunny ears with his two hands and raising them in the air with a quick two finger curl of each you can say what ever you want under the guise that it was someone else. The same person by applying finger quotes can say: look, (insert finger quotes) "the bitch that ruined (insert your name)'s life" is here. F.Y.I. The reason you insert your own name is to make it look like someone else said it.
Second, if you are at a bar and a girl is pissing you off or your friends by being that super annoying girl you can say, would you mind not being such a (insert finger quotes as you say) "Kunt with a K." *Of course then you will have to explain the differences in the C version and the K version of the word, and it is a big difference because obviously Kunt with a K is way less offensive*
Third, another simple technique if you are looking to cause some friction between a random guy that is hitting on a hot girl you want to talk to would be to walk up and interrupt their conversation and say hey did your ex-girlfriend have that (insert finger quotes)" problem" taken care of by that (insert finger quotes)" special" out of state doctor?
Fourth, you can also use the technique on your own friends. For instance, you can say, hey buddy I (insert finger quotes) "banged" your sister/mom/brother/dad (whatever fits the occassion) last night. When he responds angrily back with, what do you mean you (insert finger quotes) "banged" my sister/mom/brother/dad. You can respond, yeah you are right (insert finger quotes) "banged" was the wrong word because that implies I had to work at getting your sister/mom/brother/dad in the sack, zing (insert finger quotes) "you frigging loser".
Well I hope all you non- choppin' (insert finger quotes)"slapdicks" out there have learned when to use the finger quotes, if not as the legends say (insert finger quotes) "you've been chopped".
First, we have all seen the person that doesn't have enough moxie to say something like "hi there you cheating louse of an ex-wife" but by simply making bunny ears with his two hands and raising them in the air with a quick two finger curl of each you can say what ever you want under the guise that it was someone else. The same person by applying finger quotes can say: look, (insert finger quotes) "the bitch that ruined (insert your name)'s life" is here. F.Y.I. The reason you insert your own name is to make it look like someone else said it.
Second, if you are at a bar and a girl is pissing you off or your friends by being that super annoying girl you can say, would you mind not being such a (insert finger quotes as you say) "Kunt with a K." *Of course then you will have to explain the differences in the C version and the K version of the word, and it is a big difference because obviously Kunt with a K is way less offensive*
Third, another simple technique if you are looking to cause some friction between a random guy that is hitting on a hot girl you want to talk to would be to walk up and interrupt their conversation and say hey did your ex-girlfriend have that (insert finger quotes)" problem" taken care of by that (insert finger quotes)" special" out of state doctor?
Fourth, you can also use the technique on your own friends. For instance, you can say, hey buddy I (insert finger quotes) "banged" your sister/mom/brother/dad (whatever fits the occassion) last night. When he responds angrily back with, what do you mean you (insert finger quotes) "banged" my sister/mom/brother/dad. You can respond, yeah you are right (insert finger quotes) "banged" was the wrong word because that implies I had to work at getting your sister/mom/brother/dad in the sack, zing (insert finger quotes) "you frigging loser".
Well I hope all you non- choppin' (insert finger quotes)"slapdicks" out there have learned when to use the finger quotes, if not as the legends say (insert finger quotes) "you've been chopped".
Reader Comments