Sunday
Nov092008
Choppin' Logic: Look in the Mirror...
Sunday, November 9, 2008 at 03:17PM
This just popped into my head and I had to get it off and onto the presses a.s.a.p. before I lose this disgusted feeling that is sitting in the pit of the stomach that is about to make a one-way trip up the digestive highway. I was at the popular food chain Kroger when I noticed a girl that was a complete and utter mess.
Don't get me wrong I don't care if you are black, white, or purple. I don't care if you are slightly overweight (there is nothing pretty about grossly obese people I am sorry and it isn't your thyroid that is the problem) or super skinny minis . I just don't care until you start looking like a Salvation Army truck overturned on the highway and you stole the bag that was marked, "never to be worn by humans ever!!"
So back to Kroger, I was picking up some Powerade Zeros (10 for 5 dollars a friggin' steal and no calories) when this overweight girl (probably late teens/early twenties but I could be off because the sweat and running make-up combo threw me off) comes lumbering around the corner of the ice cream section breathing like she has one lung and was 15,000 feet up Mt. Everest. She was yelling at her friends to slow down as they pushed the cart! As if losing sight of the food she was probably about to devour was going to send her into cardiac arrest. She had on an oversize (I can't explain this except for stretchage) black wife beater on and was clearly showing off her sloppy boobies and a cleavage gap that would make the English Channel look like a quick swim.
Please I ask this in all honesty. Take the time before you come out of your house to consider your personal appearance. Don't think I hate the fatties, I have seen some thick woman that when they take the time and walk with a swagger can hang with the hottie boomba lotties like it is no one's business, it is really all in the eyes. Even you good looking girls, there is a fine line between a hot mess and a downright ugly mess (if that is a risk your willing to take be my guest but you ain't no Paris Hilton or Brittany Spears at 3 in the morning).
Don't get me wrong I don't care if you are black, white, or purple. I don't care if you are slightly overweight (there is nothing pretty about grossly obese people I am sorry and it isn't your thyroid that is the problem) or super skinny minis . I just don't care until you start looking like a Salvation Army truck overturned on the highway and you stole the bag that was marked, "never to be worn by humans ever!!"
So back to Kroger, I was picking up some Powerade Zeros (10 for 5 dollars a friggin' steal and no calories) when this overweight girl (probably late teens/early twenties but I could be off because the sweat and running make-up combo threw me off) comes lumbering around the corner of the ice cream section breathing like she has one lung and was 15,000 feet up Mt. Everest. She was yelling at her friends to slow down as they pushed the cart! As if losing sight of the food she was probably about to devour was going to send her into cardiac arrest. She had on an oversize (I can't explain this except for stretchage) black wife beater on and was clearly showing off her sloppy boobies and a cleavage gap that would make the English Channel look like a quick swim.
Please I ask this in all honesty. Take the time before you come out of your house to consider your personal appearance. Don't think I hate the fatties, I have seen some thick woman that when they take the time and walk with a swagger can hang with the hottie boomba lotties like it is no one's business, it is really all in the eyes. Even you good looking girls, there is a fine line between a hot mess and a downright ugly mess (if that is a risk your willing to take be my guest but you ain't no Paris Hilton or Brittany Spears at 3 in the morning).
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