Get 2 Choppin

It has been a long time but Cooter McMurray is ready to debut his latest song that with your support will hopefully be climbing the charts like a monkey on crack. He has departed from his traditional genre of politically charged country music to delve into the wide-open world of pop music. The song is titled, “Shanie B’s Mom” and is also attributed to the person of the same name that is a new reader of get2choppin.com as sort of a welcome home song.

Here it goes, enjoy: (chorus in the key of Stacy’s mom all else in donkey do rap fashion)

Shanie B’s Mom has got it going on

She was caught reading get2choppin.com

Dan may be the wick, but your one bomb mom.

Here’s a quick lesson that you’ll want to know

John E. Bravo’s the one that makes the words flow,

While Wham Dickham is the man that makes it go.

Being choppin’ is the high cost of the legend fee

Three of the five not mentioned are Turd, Johnny Blues, and K.C.

Another thing make sure you always make fun of Bellows, Mrs. Shanie B.

Shanie B’s Mom has got it going on

She was caught reading get2choppin.com

Dan may be the wick, but your one bomb mom.

Don’t be worried about your son

He’ll never venture to Third Street just for fun

Give him a warm cup of clam chowder and a cold beer and he’s done

Watch out for the posts on the nut-tug special and tractor sex

We always drive safely and stay away from girls that are train wrecks

And don’t worry we won’t embarrass you with hickeys on our necks

Shanie B’s Mom has got it going on

She was caught reading get2choppin.com

Dan may be the wick, but your one bomb mom.