Get 2 Choppin

My question is at what point do adults become complete non-fun loving assholes toward the youth of this nation. I understand there might be some underlying issues of bitterness and remorse over the fact that you were probably a big douche bag in high school and never had any fun but come on people lighten up.

I recently visited a high school basketball game. I won’t name names but it was held in Royal Joke and the Knights were playing against Wadison Whites Wishop Wolley High School. The Wenchers.  The game was a great game. It came down to the last play but the Wenchers couldn’t pull out the victory in overtime. The issue I have is censorship by the administration of the Wenchers. The age-old classic cheer of “nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we got screwed” was put on the shelf for the Wenchers but the Knights were allowed to use it in the heat of the game.

I should let the readers of get2choppin.com understand that the Wenchers are Catholic and may hold their students to a higher standard of decorum but oddly enough the Knights are also a Catholic school and their students were allowed to chant it. Interesting, very interesting.  What I am assuming is that the Knights did not get the Bible that said “thou shall not chant metaphorically at basketball games.” I could understand if they said, “He got nailed just like Jesus, now call a foul because that would please us” and the administration got upset. It was absolutely ridiculous. The fun police have struck again.

Don’t get me wrong I am not endorsing the youth of this nation to go out and drink massive amounts of booze, do copious quantities of drugs, get pregnant, or bring weapons to school. Consider that the Official Choppin’ Warning against stupidity. Oddly enough despite that warning it seems the youth do all those things anyway. I say to them read a book and be able to think for yourselves.  Start a business that will change the world, and change your future. Create a website and voice your opinion, it does matter. Just don’t fuck with get2choppin you lousy punks, just kidding but seriously. Don’t even think for one minute I am going all blabbering sappy idiot on you.

Next time you are at the game cheer something like this, “Bull poo, bull poo, you smell like doodoo” or “Hickory, dickory dock I wish you were dead like 2pac” or “Black Sheep, baa, baa…don’t choke like Benoit”. Feel free to use those or you can yell “The First Amendment is freedom of speech but that is not what they teach” and right after that last word teach put a brown paper bag over your head with a smiley face painted on it that makes you look like you are as happy as Hindu cows are their way to be sacrificed.

Even better let’s say they have a kid with big ears. You can call him Dumbo, or a short person you can chant, “oompa loompa oompity oom, you are the smallest player in the room”. Another probability is someone with a big nose because you can yell, “hey Barbara Streisand I thought you were on tour” and even though she is Jewish, it isn’t anti-Semitic because she has a big nose. The best is a black male athlete that has braids and beads in his hair and as Wham Dickham would say you could yell, “Hey Serena, Where is your sister Venus.”

Then have everybody yell, "you been chopped" and run out of the building screaming, “Whammmy”.