Monday
Jan282008
Conspiracy Theory #5: Clawson Cops in Cahoots w/ City
Monday, January 28, 2008 at 11:37AM
I find it very interesting that with the recent increase in foreign investment into the city of Clawson there has also been an increase in city issued parking tickets. Coincidence I think not.
The first step of this melting pot plan has already begun. The move to on street parking in Clawson was phase one of the conspiracy. Phase two is taking place as we speak, the city council is allowing in large amounts of "foreigner" investors.
The Royal Kubo is a heavily Filipino backed establishment with possible Communist ties, like the one I saw the staff wearing that had Mao Tse Tung's picture on it. The Black Lotus bistro is obviously un-American because it doesn't even sell Budweiser products. I am thinking it is Eastern-European with some Russian mafia backing. The Hooka hut is obviously middle-eastern and we can obviously infer that there is a possible link to a terrorist cell from Sri Lanka or someplace like that. We would not be doing are duty as patriots if we didn't assume the worse. Then there is the tavern, I understand it is not new and it is a very friendly venue but there is something funny about someone that doesn't lose there accent after a certain period of time. Hmmm. I would also like to point out and listen up because I am whispering in a low, scary voice while I type, "I see black people." Enough said.
Anyway the scourge on society's integrity is that the city of Clawson is one of the only local cities that issues tickets for on street parking from 2 am to 6 am. It is obvious that it is not for safety reasons or cleaning issues because they sweep their streets during the day. This scam is obviously a front to increase city revenue to allow these foreign owned companies to get tax-breaks. It is unconstitutional in a sense because we as Americans have the right to assemble, but apparently in Clawson you just can't do it from 2-6 am. That is boococky on the face of every American citizen.
Clawson is spitting on its residents and saying, "Yes your friends should drive home drunk from a party you throw because they can't park on the street." Thanks Clawson, it must feel nice knowing you probably just killed some family of four with a little dog named spot on their way to early mass so they can get a good parking space and make everyone hot chocolate. Shame on you Clawson City Council and Clawson Cops.
They say the proof is in the pudding, whatever that means. What I do know is that one of my inside sources has told me that the City of Clawson once turned down a minor league baseball team that would have renovated the park and the football stadium, but they turned it down. Baseball is America's pasttime and you turn it down. Very fishy if you ask me. Now just wait til they add parking meters to those on street parking spots. I wouldn't be surprised if you had to put Euros in to pay.
The first step of this melting pot plan has already begun. The move to on street parking in Clawson was phase one of the conspiracy. Phase two is taking place as we speak, the city council is allowing in large amounts of "foreigner" investors.
The Royal Kubo is a heavily Filipino backed establishment with possible Communist ties, like the one I saw the staff wearing that had Mao Tse Tung's picture on it. The Black Lotus bistro is obviously un-American because it doesn't even sell Budweiser products. I am thinking it is Eastern-European with some Russian mafia backing. The Hooka hut is obviously middle-eastern and we can obviously infer that there is a possible link to a terrorist cell from Sri Lanka or someplace like that. We would not be doing are duty as patriots if we didn't assume the worse. Then there is the tavern, I understand it is not new and it is a very friendly venue but there is something funny about someone that doesn't lose there accent after a certain period of time. Hmmm. I would also like to point out and listen up because I am whispering in a low, scary voice while I type, "I see black people." Enough said.
Anyway the scourge on society's integrity is that the city of Clawson is one of the only local cities that issues tickets for on street parking from 2 am to 6 am. It is obvious that it is not for safety reasons or cleaning issues because they sweep their streets during the day. This scam is obviously a front to increase city revenue to allow these foreign owned companies to get tax-breaks. It is unconstitutional in a sense because we as Americans have the right to assemble, but apparently in Clawson you just can't do it from 2-6 am. That is boococky on the face of every American citizen.
Clawson is spitting on its residents and saying, "Yes your friends should drive home drunk from a party you throw because they can't park on the street." Thanks Clawson, it must feel nice knowing you probably just killed some family of four with a little dog named spot on their way to early mass so they can get a good parking space and make everyone hot chocolate. Shame on you Clawson City Council and Clawson Cops.
They say the proof is in the pudding, whatever that means. What I do know is that one of my inside sources has told me that the City of Clawson once turned down a minor league baseball team that would have renovated the park and the football stadium, but they turned it down. Baseball is America's pasttime and you turn it down. Very fishy if you ask me. Now just wait til they add parking meters to those on street parking spots. I wouldn't be surprised if you had to put Euros in to pay.
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