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Friday
Jan252008

Choppinism: When the cup runneth over...

DateFriday, January 25, 2008 at 06:16PM
It is an interesting phenomenon what can come out of a thirsty Thursday experience in the choppin' nation. When that first sip of your beer tastes like the sweet nectar that flows from heaven's unending beer keg, you know you are in for a good night. When the first words out of your mouth after ingesting that golden inoculation against giving a shit are, "We are in trouble tonight, boys" then you better tighten the straps on your Velcro drinking shoes. 



 As is often the case this jokingly phrased question often arises amongst guys when a person of the female sex walks in (and sometimes of the male sex, we do like to keep an open door to the closet here at get2choppin.com), "Would you?" The answer returned in mutual jest is most often, "I would". This philosophical question related to choppinism can be asked in regards to anything like, "If you were starving on a deserted island, would you eat the corn out of your lover's poop?" Of course the answer is, "I would."

From this "Would you?" philosophical conundrum has recently arisen another important tenant. The "Hmm, yeah...why not." The shrug of the shoulders, the slight pause to ponder the question, and the air of indifference that surrounds the final answer weigh heavily on the mind of the one asked the question. For instance, the question arises "Would you like another beer and shot even though you are obviously wasted beyond your own ability to say no and will probably end up in a fight or in jail tonight." Of course your unwavering dedication to the choppin' nation only allows for one answer, "Hmm, yeah...why not." This exclamation of enduring optimism in the face of adversity is what will drive this country forward out of the gloom and despair that has come to represent the American spirit into an age of enlightenment and age of unadulterated Choppiness.  

The cup will not only runneth over when you are pouring your beer and watching Keno at the same time but it will also runneth over with every move you shake, every breath you take, every phone call you fake, every drink you make. We will be watching out for you.
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