Get 2 Choppin

Once in a while as a reporter you come upon a story that just can't be ignored. When I, investigative reporter Dick Wiley, heard about the secret of the nut tug special there was nothing that was going to stop me from getting to the end of this story. It all started one day when I got a mysterious phone call from some British wanker named Sir Tuggis Puddiwhacker, who said that the nut tug special was something that couldn't be ignored if you were truly someone that was looking into reaching the climax of anticipatory reactions to a great scoop. So being the reporter I was I decided to do my due diligence and I scoured the ranks of the underground looking for someone that might be able to tell me about the nut tug special. Finally after weeks of exhaustive research I was wandering amongst the working class girls of 8 mile during their happy hour of 6 pm to 8 pm when a beautiful slightly toothless girl with one high heeled shoe, a slipper and a striped mechanics shirt with the name Dale came up to me and said,"I may be able to help you kind sir with the nut tug special if you only spare me ten dollars to buy a rock of crack and vintage bottle of ripple." Without hesitation I jumped at the chance to delve into a world unbeknownst to me that would change the way I look at the world for the rest of my life........