Get 2 Choppin

You know what people i can't fucking stand it when people honk at me in my car when i am sitting at the light. So what if I am not paying attention to the light and maybe i am changing my shirt or looking for my cell phone or changing the station or maybe i am just being a fucking prick. Did you ever think, that maybe i am not looking for anything, maybe just maybe i am purposely sitting at the fucking light for no good fucking reason. Yeah i am that guy that was sent to make you late for whatever mundane fucking thing your stupid ass needs to get to.

Well enoughs enough maybe your late and impatient ass should be more considerate and fucking leave five minutes earlier then shit like this wouldn't happen. Because it is funny, all the sudden you're fucking honk at me, and so I go but then you go fucking ten miles an hour like you weren't in a hurry in the first place you motherfucking slapdick. Get your shit together and know what you want.

Secondly all you slapdicks that feel the need to order fifty dollars worth of food in the drive thru lane of a fast food restaurant you fuckers should be told to pullover and then be injected with beef fat until your gosh blessed heart explodes. You shitheads ever think that yeah i am ordering ten double fatass combos maybe i should walk inside so the person behind me a.k.a. usually me doesn't have to sit there for a half an hour while you drool over whether to get fucking ranch or barbecue sauce for your lard nuggets and then end up getting both of them because you figure those ten packets of ranch will go good with anything when late at night you get the craving for a ranch and whatever is left in my fridge casserole.

You fucking fat slobs I don't give a rat's ass if it is a group order from work, you know your grease covered fingers will be picking at everyone's onion rings and french fries and you'll end up walking in with enough salt on your upper lip that your co-workers will think you took a swim in the dead sea.

You know what really makes me take a dive off the prick platform is those motherfucking whorelets that wear those big ass sunglasses like they are fucking hollywood movie stars. Get a grip ladies, if you want to pick up a bad habit from those ladies maybe get in your fucking Ford focus after taking a couple shots of jager and some benzies while eating a fucking single triscuit for the entire day then drive the wrong fucking way down the highway. Now that's fucking cool and ballsy. They ain't imitating shit. That will get you more street cred then those fucking glasses and by the way the only reason they wear those glasses is cause their eyes are probably bloodshot from putting more drugs in their body then a country doctor has in his little locked up medicine chest. I mean you want a habit to pick how about anexoria or bulima, I mean this country is getting fatter by the day. I wouldn't worry about an earthquake taking out the fucking coasts probably with all the fatties in this country one side of the good old USA will just tip and people will slide off into the ocean. So help us all out and dump the glasses and maybe stick your finger down your throat a couple of fucking times for the sake of the entire country.

While you're at buy a sewing kit and sew up those rips in your jeans. Okay maybe if you are fucking homeless I will let it slide but jiminy crickets you spend 100 dollars on jeans to have them be ripped. That is the biggest fucking scam ever. Go to a thrift store and buy them like that for 5 bucks and take the other 95 fucking dollars and go to the bank and get as many rolls of quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies as you can and shove them up your stupid good for nothing ass you greed sucking capitalistic pig and then whatever is left buy your self a fucking clue. Okay i am like a needle and have done my pricking now i am out.