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Sep262007
A new sport is taking hold in America...
Wednesday, September 26, 2007 at 12:50PM
We here at get2choppin.com have the inside scoop on the latest underground sport that is taking hold in America. No it is not dog fighting or cock fighting, but it is close to the latter. It is nude male mud volleyball and it is all the rage in Germany. Our mole looking through the peephole of this new sports craze that has sliently crept into America while all you rudy prudies were sleeping is Hans Onyerbunz and he has the story for us, Hans take it away.
Hans: "Hi I am Hans Onyerbunz and I am like vut you call a dog valker and I have da latest scoop on da inside poop of this sport. This vulleyball is awesome as you Americans say."
Get2choppin: "well what is so great hans? please go on."
Hans: "Seriously you do not know. Vut is better then a bunch of muddy weiners bouncing everyvere. Rippling abs and dangling balls all covered in mud, sign me up. I can't vait I vant to clean them all off by spraying them vith my hose."
Get2choppin: "Sounds pretty exciting if you know what I mean, but is there any downsides?"
Hans: "Well every once in a vile you get a meanie on da court and ve call him a vulley bully. It is not so bad cause that vulley bully gets a five minute spanking penalty vere some lucky fan gets to paddle his behind."
Get2choppin: "Is there anything else you would like to tell the choppin nation, Hans?"
Hans: "Vell if you don't like to exert yourself so much you can always be an equipment handler, he he he. Or you can make sure the balls are clean in between games. I can't vait for the next match. If you know vut I mean"
Get2choppin: Well folks there you have it the latest sport that is streaking across the country. I hope you all get a chance to join a team and after the game is done make sure you leave your balls out so someone else can play with them later.
Hans: "Hi I am Hans Onyerbunz and I am like vut you call a dog valker and I have da latest scoop on da inside poop of this sport. This vulleyball is awesome as you Americans say."
Get2choppin: "well what is so great hans? please go on."
Hans: "Seriously you do not know. Vut is better then a bunch of muddy weiners bouncing everyvere. Rippling abs and dangling balls all covered in mud, sign me up. I can't vait I vant to clean them all off by spraying them vith my hose."
Get2choppin: "Sounds pretty exciting if you know what I mean, but is there any downsides?"
Hans: "Well every once in a vile you get a meanie on da court and ve call him a vulley bully. It is not so bad cause that vulley bully gets a five minute spanking penalty vere some lucky fan gets to paddle his behind."
Get2choppin: "Is there anything else you would like to tell the choppin nation, Hans?"
Hans: "Vell if you don't like to exert yourself so much you can always be an equipment handler, he he he. Or you can make sure the balls are clean in between games. I can't vait for the next match. If you know vut I mean"
Get2choppin: Well folks there you have it the latest sport that is streaking across the country. I hope you all get a chance to join a team and after the game is done make sure you leave your balls out so someone else can play with them later.
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