Get 2 Choppin

okay listen up you fucking slapdicks, the fucking prick is back. So ladies don't get your fucking granny panties in a bunch and all you sissy boys get your thumbs out of your mouth and pay attention. This is fucking bothering me all you my chemical romancers and your skinny ass pants that make you look like a fucking heroin addict and a wanna be rockstar. Shit, you pansies probably aren't even drug addicts, you fucking frauds and man I can't stand fucking frauds. The next time I see one of you little wussy boys i am coming up to you an taking two fingers and poking you in the fucking chest four times saying, "you're a fucking fraud". I mean if you are going to look like that you damn well better be all drugged up cause otherwise you got no excuse in my book. Shit probably on the third chest tap, your fucking skinny ass legs will give out and you will fucking end up suing me for something like emotional distress which is bullshit cause there is no such thing. Women have emotional distress, it is called their period, so unless you got a gosh darn fucking tampon shoved up your ass you better not be suing me for that.

And second what is up with all the fucking black, seriously are you that fucking depressed? well go jump off a 10 ten story building with a five story noose around your fucking neck or maybe tie a couple ten pound weights to your skinny legs and jump in a lake. Shit don't do that cause your weak ass probably couldn't make it to the lake and instead would die of fucking starvation on the side of the road and we'd have to clean that up. Ain't nobody stopping to save you either buddy trust me. Skinny pants just fucking scream: turn and run this guy ain't right in the fucking head. Shit you mother f-ing pansy's aren't the ones taking the solo ride six feet down, it is usually the one's that appear happy. They are the one's trying to fool everybody. You guys are just fakers. Shit just wear some pastels how hard is that. And don't go get all "oh, man he sold out he is wearing a pastel hollister shirt." Because this pastel wearing fucking prick will break your weak ass in half.

You know another thing that fucking bothers me is fucking bitches that wear shit either written on their ass or their chest and then they get all mad because some guy got caught looking at the princess written across said ass or said chest. Shit I am a literate mother fucker so if I see something written on your ass I am damn well going to read it and even if i was an illiterate son of a bitch I would at least pretend to read it. Do you ladies know who fucking designs the little sweat pants that say whore or I mean sweetness on the back of it? it was a dude, simple fact; who else would put writing on a girl's ass. Shit if it was your ex-boyfriend it would probably say cunt or pyscho bitch.

Another thing, all you girls that really shouldn't be wearing shit like that, well then don't. I mean if you got a big ass or a flat chest and you have basically a bulls eye of an outfit on a feature that you don't want fucking featured well then don't get in a fucking tizzy when a guy says to his boys "look at that flat chested girl with the words holla back" and the only thing they are thinking really is that, is that your front or back and did you put your fucking hollow ass head on backwards today. Girls with wide asses just come on now seriously the only writing you need on there is the words soon to be sponsored by jenny craig. i am out you slapdicks.