Get 2 Choppin

Did you ever have one of those moments in your life when the planets aligned, the girlfriend (if you have one) wasn't mad at you for something stupid you did when you were drunk that you don't really remember anyways, and your favorite song was always playing on the radio when you got in the car. The Choppin' nation likes to call those moments, the Ah ha! moments of life, like the first time as a kid you try to stick your wanger-doodle into a light socket and you get a sudden jolt of realization that it is plugged in and you should not do that. Or as an adult you wake up like someone shit in your mouth and you have a black eye and redish colored beard on your mouth and you go Ah Ha! I should definitely not drink jack anymore. Well I have just had one of those moments and it was when i was having one of my favorite things in the world, a shower beer.

It all started when following customary drinking procedure I decided to initiate my pre-shower cleansing routine. First, grab a beer and head to the shower. Second, hope your buddy has a clean towel to use. Third, turn the water on and again hope that your buddy has paid the gas bill so you have hot water or that the water heating unit is fixed. Fourth crack open shower beer, take sip, and hop into shower with said beer. Fifth, after getting yourself wet lather up with what ever you can find soap, shampoo, or conditioner. This is where the problem occured, I dropped the soap and when i went to reach for the slippery bar, I slipped and fell onto my shower beer. Well the Ah ha! moment came when I realized that the shower beer should always be a can and not a bottle.