Get 2 Choppin

The newly released Transformer movie is a visually stunning piece of cinematography that will bring back memories of endless hours of playing with the original Hasbro toys and fussing over getting the next new one and it will also unfortunately for current parents of young children re-instill those same desires. Back-packs, trapper keepers, lunch boxes, etc., etc. you name it this will be the next big thing that is plastered over every kid come the start of school in the fall. Transformers deserves all this publicity and more. Micheal Bay delivers a one-two combination of graphics and storyline that results in a TCO, a Totally Choppin' Output. The mixture of some steady fixtures on the Hollywood scene with an infusion of new blood helps to transform this movie from the scrape heap into a shiny brand new Bright Yellow, Dual Level Steering, Chromed Rim, Leather Upholstery Hustler Super Z XR-7 Deck Mower. Warning this a hottie alert: Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson would be perfect for doing my laundry on their washborad abs if you know what I mean. Just kidding but you ladies should enjoy some eye candy along with your 10 dollar bucket of popcorn that us guys end up getting stuck buying and you only eat maybe a handful of it anyway but i digress. For the guys newcomer Megan Fox and Rachel Taylor create sparks like Bumblebee with a blown out tire on a high speed chase. To lighten the load and add some comedic touch John Turturro and Anthony Anderson optimize their limited screen time and help to humanize the movie. Shia LeBeouf plays the loveable outcast teenager whose hormones have him in search of two things every teenager is striving for; a car for freedom and his damsel in distress to take back that newfound freedom. His overall performace comes in second only to the Autobots and Deceptacons especially the fight and transformation scenes. I give this movie 4 out of 4 axes cause as my stuttering cousin Jimmy says, "It was ch-ch-ch-ch-choppin'."