Get 2 Choppin

Choppin' nation has come up with a diabolical plan to kidnap all the caged lemurs in the region and to release them into their natural habitat of Lima, Ohio or to people with big backyards and lots of money. Of course you may not be familiar with the lemur which is basically a flying skunk or one would say maybe something that resembles a cat. The plan is to wear fake lemur furs into places with existing caged lemurs (we cannot name names because that would possibly thwart the diabolicalness of the situation and alert the unsaid authorities to the unsaid place where we would take unsaid amounts of lemurs). After extracting the lemurs by sedating them with a special lemur tranquilizer aka nyquil we would then replace the fake lemur furs with the real sleeping lemurs and non-chalantly slip out of unsaid caged lemur place with a real sleeping drugged lemur on our shoulders (make sure you have someone to have a conversation with so you can drown out the snoring of the sleeping lemur; they have small nostrils and big lungs). after procuring the lemur and breeding the lemur with other procured lemurs we would begin the special re-introduction program of the lemur into society with four easy payments of 29.95 payable via check or money order.