Get 2 Choppin

Once upon a time in a land far, far and away called Eddieville, there lived two warring Kings who had separated the land into two equal halves. The first King was called Daniel, otherwise known as Daniel the Short Tempered. At the time the warring began he was courting the fair countessa, Ninaveve of Warren-Italy. The other nobility of the land was King Brian, known as Brian the Long Haired. Interestingly enough unlike Daniel's courtyard which was full of Ninaveve's maiden friends lounging around basking in the sun like baby seals, King Brian's was only occupied by male "acquaintances" who were involved in the dangerous and ancient game of les balls de deck. A game of immense pride and passion that had been passed down throughout the ages. The land though had not always been divided and the two Kings didn't always have a moat of anger between the two of them. In fact it was once a peaceful and beautiful land which had directly in the middle of it, the magical fish pond; which was watched over by a spritely wizard named Big E who took meticulous care of the shimmering cauldron of magic and fish. Everything was choppin' in Eddieville until that dreadful day that changed everything in more ways than one................ to be continued.