Friday
Jun222007
Dixie Chopper of the Week
Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:45PM
The Dixie Chopper of the Week Award goes to Dan "Wicknasty" Wickham for leading his soccer team with a game high 9 goals. His extraordinary ability to possess the ball with a defender constantly on his back allowed him the leverage to consistently blow by that guy like he was wearing a brand new pair of roller skates and the other guy had roller skates on but that had square wheels (by the way if Dan was wearing skates he probably still scores at least 7 goals). So Dan thanks for choppin'.
Reader Comments (1)
i have personally never seen someone who is as graceful as dan on the soccer field. it was like listening to piece by chopin, even though I know how it will play out i still cannot turn it off because it is so mesmerizing and hauntingly beautiful like something i want to lock in my closet and occassionally deliver moe's streaker burritoes to.