Monday
Dec242007
Diabolical Plans....#2
Monday, December 24, 2007 at 01:40PM
I thought I would post before the big fellow comes a knockin' later tonight. Yeah my fat roly, poly neighbor likes to drink a little bit and come converse with me about the state of affairs in choppin' nation. He is petitioning to become a part of the nation but so far his efforts have fallen flat.
Anyway my latest diabolical plan has been put into motion. Currently we have a member of the choppin' nation working as a super secret double undercover agent in a very elite branch of the government. I will not name names for the sake of his safety and because this site is probably being monitored as we speak by people from the homeland security division of internet affairs and all around suspicious behavior.
My goal is to sneak across the border into canada probably with a mini-submarine. While there I will buy cheap prescription Viagra in bulk while wearing a fake moustache and a beret and speaking with a fake french accent. I will then transport said Viagra across the murky gap toward the French outpost of Detroit from the English colony of Windsor. The secret double agent will nonchalantly say to the other not so secret agents, "Hey is that a teradactyl" as he points to the sky. When I hear him whistling the start to Guns & Roses song Patience, I will then climb out of the submarine while they are distracted and make a run for it.
Now here is where the profit comes in, I will then go to senior citizen homes in rich neighborhoods (probably rich jewish ones because they know how to hold on to their money) and sell the Viagra at a 100 percent mark up. So while the old geezer's units are percolating I will be circulating my new found wealth. Insert sinister laugh here. Ha, Ha, Ha...Ha, Ha, Ha.
Anyway my latest diabolical plan has been put into motion. Currently we have a member of the choppin' nation working as a super secret double undercover agent in a very elite branch of the government. I will not name names for the sake of his safety and because this site is probably being monitored as we speak by people from the homeland security division of internet affairs and all around suspicious behavior.
My goal is to sneak across the border into canada probably with a mini-submarine. While there I will buy cheap prescription Viagra in bulk while wearing a fake moustache and a beret and speaking with a fake french accent. I will then transport said Viagra across the murky gap toward the French outpost of Detroit from the English colony of Windsor. The secret double agent will nonchalantly say to the other not so secret agents, "Hey is that a teradactyl" as he points to the sky. When I hear him whistling the start to Guns & Roses song Patience, I will then climb out of the submarine while they are distracted and make a run for it.
Now here is where the profit comes in, I will then go to senior citizen homes in rich neighborhoods (probably rich jewish ones because they know how to hold on to their money) and sell the Viagra at a 100 percent mark up. So while the old geezer's units are percolating I will be circulating my new found wealth. Insert sinister laugh here. Ha, Ha, Ha...Ha, Ha, Ha.
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