Sunday
Dec022007
I'd rather....
Sunday, December 2, 2007 at 03:00PM
It appears I was a tad bit offensive last time to the ladies in regards to last I'd rather post. Well I am here to make amends for it the best way I know how. I am going to write another I'd rather and just show the ladies that I have no hard feelings for the nasty comments they left. Trust me I like women's sports just not as much as men's sports but I guess that is the society we live in. I mean a girl just dunked the other day so anything is possible right. I was there to see USA women's soccer win the world cup and that Brandy Chastain rip off her shirt in celebration. I got no problem with that. I watch beach volleyball and it is cool. I cheer for Danica Patrick. I am just a sports snob that is why I like higher levels of competition male or female.
Thus that is why I'd rather spend an entire day with a girlfriend and all her friends who I can't stand and are all on their period during the day after Thanksgiving as they shopped for clothes at every store in the mall while my favorite college team is playing football than have to watch the Lions blow another game.
I'd rather watch the entire catalog of episodes for all the seasons of Dancing with the Stars and the Bachelor while being asked questions that can never be answered correctly or fast enough such as "Do I look fat in this outfit?" and "Do you remember the first time we ever had vanilla yogurt with sprinkles on it and not the chocolate sprinkles but the multi-color sprinkles and not the fat-free stuff but the lowfat kind of yogurt?" than have to watch Roy Williams do his stupid first down signal when they are down by thirty.
I'd rather do arts and crafts, such as those scrapbooks, with a bunch of old women talking about their gouters and rheumatism and then have to go to Starbuck's to discuss my feelings with my significant other than have to watch the Lions draft another wide receiver in the first round and then waste numerous high draft picks on players that don't even play.
I'd rather while in Vegas instead of hanging out with friends at a raunchy bachelor party with free drinks and free dancers go with my mom (don't ask why see is in Vegas with me it is a whole gambling thing I don't want to discuss) to a Celine Dion concert were she doesn't sing her one song from Titanic the only one I would possibly know than have to watch the Detroit Lions sign Matt Millen the losingest GM ever to a contract extension.
See Ladies it is about performing at your best and pushing yourself harder than anyone else that gains respect, unlike the Detroit Lions. I will say this though I will always have the utmost respect for any women that is a crossfit women and/or one who strives seriously to excel in whatever she does. Just kidding, but seriously. So don't get your panties in a bunch.
Thus that is why I'd rather spend an entire day with a girlfriend and all her friends who I can't stand and are all on their period during the day after Thanksgiving as they shopped for clothes at every store in the mall while my favorite college team is playing football than have to watch the Lions blow another game.
I'd rather watch the entire catalog of episodes for all the seasons of Dancing with the Stars and the Bachelor while being asked questions that can never be answered correctly or fast enough such as "Do I look fat in this outfit?" and "Do you remember the first time we ever had vanilla yogurt with sprinkles on it and not the chocolate sprinkles but the multi-color sprinkles and not the fat-free stuff but the lowfat kind of yogurt?" than have to watch Roy Williams do his stupid first down signal when they are down by thirty.
I'd rather do arts and crafts, such as those scrapbooks, with a bunch of old women talking about their gouters and rheumatism and then have to go to Starbuck's to discuss my feelings with my significant other than have to watch the Lions draft another wide receiver in the first round and then waste numerous high draft picks on players that don't even play.
I'd rather while in Vegas instead of hanging out with friends at a raunchy bachelor party with free drinks and free dancers go with my mom (don't ask why see is in Vegas with me it is a whole gambling thing I don't want to discuss) to a Celine Dion concert were she doesn't sing her one song from Titanic the only one I would possibly know than have to watch the Detroit Lions sign Matt Millen the losingest GM ever to a contract extension.
See Ladies it is about performing at your best and pushing yourself harder than anyone else that gains respect, unlike the Detroit Lions. I will say this though I will always have the utmost respect for any women that is a crossfit women and/or one who strives seriously to excel in whatever she does. Just kidding, but seriously. So don't get your panties in a bunch.
Reader Comments (1)
My panties are in a bunch....on the floor.... :)