Get 2 Choppin

This is Dick Wiley, your guy in the sky, coming to you from the get2choppin newscenter. We have breaking news to update you folks about out there in Choppinville. Last night on my routine weather and traffic report flyover from the get2choppin chopper, I spotted what appeared to be an unidentified wild creature breaking into a house in the southeast corner of the city of Choppinville. We have come to find out that there was an escape from the wild and wacky boo at the zoo halloween exhibit and the unidentified creature is indeed a hairless baby male bigfoot. This creature may still be running wild in one of our surrounding neighborhoods and caution is suggested when approaching this animal.

In other news an unprecedented reversal of the Onion of the Week and the corresponding return of his man card took place last night. As Johnny sing me the blues, in accordance with the explicit consent of the board of legends of get2choppin.com, performed an act deemed appropriate and worthy for the said return of man card and reduction from Onion of the Week to onion of the day. Due to legal purposes the act has been sealed in a file as proof of receipt.

Well this is Dick Wiley signing out for tonight and please if you come in contact with this hairless male baby bigfoot please report it to the correct choppin authorities and keep on choppin'.