Get 2 Choppin

Why was the orange crying at the altar? because the banana split before they could get married. Ha ha ha, oh man that was a knee slapper. Well the shit is about to hit the proverbial fan. Boys and girls it is going to be crazy tonight. I might even go out on a limb (probably a banana tree) and say that we are going to be like a bunch of wild and crazy monkeys at a banana buffet. After a hard night of tearing it up we are all probably going to feel like a big bruised banana but that is no excuse for us not to bring our A-game boys. I know that doesn't sound appealing at first but just think of how much debauchery that we are going to cause tonight at the bar and it will all be worth it. This is my plan of attack that I will put into song:

Drink,Drank,Drunk
I may look like a yellow hunk
with a lot of junk in my trunk
but that is just my rock hard booty
so go ahead and kiss me you, cutie patootie

Drink,Drank,Drunk
that keg of beer is johnny blue
he drinks pitchers faster than you
he isn't part of the bunch
but he is our man in the crunch

Drink,Drank,Drunk
the big banana on the bass
is ed boyd in this case
he is a firefighter and rockstar
so rock on ed, and play that guitar

Drink,Drank,Drunk
Bellows your a fag
shit your probably already half in the bag
bellows you skate like a broad
and reesers still the champ you fraud

Drink,Drank, Drunk
the original banana, the number one
that is dan wickham, son
he plays the sticks like stevie y
that is why he is our 100 percent guy