T n T: The High Cost of Being a Healthy Hero….
It’s hard work being this damn good. Trust me. Recently I had a conversation with fellow legend, Wham Dickham, that shows to what lengths we have to go to as legends and all around good looking guys to stay at the top of our A game. You may think it is sunshine and fields of daisies but no it is indeed a Herculean effort to maintain the legend love vibe.
It started off like this:
John E. Bravo: How is the numero uno dangerous dragon doing today?
Wham Dickham: Amazing. I did crossfit today.
John E. Bravo: You did not. Did you really? Which one you stallion?
Wham Dickham: My own concoction. Took it easy. The warmup with no pull-ups. Then 5 rounds of 20 pec wrecker push ups and 10 ass-clinching pull-ups.
John E. Bravo: Nice job son. You really kicked your own ass, alot of people would pay to have that job. Looks like the dangerous dragon is back on the crossfit wagon.
Wham Dickham: K.C. the sunshine man did it too.
John E. Bravo: Damn you poppin’ abs freaks of nature are trying to make me look bad.
Wham Dickham: Watch out for us.
John E. Bravo: I am one scared sally, with your metabolism I might as well call it quits.
Wham Dickham: I dropped 8 pounds today. I’m going for 10 tomorrow.
John E. Bravo: I guess I will have to step it up and get lipo and pec implants.
Wham Dickham: Fine then, I’m going bulimic.
John E. Bravo: Screw it. I am getting an intestinal tapeworm inserted into my body and steel leg extenders so I am actually 6′4″.
Wham Dickham: Why I oughta!!!! So happy hour and free buffet at the Roost?
John E. Bravo: Sure, I just need to pick up some ex-lax, depends, and garbage bags for when I go jump roping in the sauna later.
