Get 2 Choppin

I’d rather get my wisdom teeth pulled with rusty pliers and without nitrous oxide or any form of pain medication and in the backseat of a van in Detroit with the logo, “get yo toof fixed here” than watch girls basketball.

I’d rather have my penis circumsized by a blind doctor who is an alcoholic and has just quit drinking for the first time in a decade and is shaking like he is having a seizure and only uses branch cutters dipped in a vat of hot sauce than watch girls cross country.

I’d rather be a massage therapist who can only get a job working on fat people who all have bedsores because they can’t get out of bed and who gives happy endings because they can’t see their private parts and the massages always take place before the guy with the power washer comes in than watch a girl’s lacrosse game

I’d rather have a glass test tube filled with soap stuck in the tip of my penis while driving across a parking lot with speed bumps at full speed without any suspension on the car than watch a girl’s softball game.

I’d rather dig a hole so only head is sticking out of the ground have scalding hot maple syrup poured on my head next to a huge anthill while I have headphones on that keep on playing over and over again the sound of screaming babies than watch a powder-puff football game. 

I’d rather use an electric drill with an industrial sized bit the size of a souvenir bat while standing in a bathtub of ice cold water and homeless person urine with open wounds on my feet to remove the hairs from my nose than watch a girl’s volleyball game.

Well folks the entries are getting sent in at an alarming rate and here are a few of the top shots. I highly recommend people getting on their horses on this one before they are left in the dust. We at choppin’ nation have even felt it necessary to do our own field work and have found quite a few willing participants. So no excuses all you broads and slapdicks lets get2choppin.  

The hotties are sending the tatties. Thank you for your support Playtex C Cup Bra.

The official gauntlet has been thrown down for all the ladies to express themselves choppin style or for the fellows to try and get pictures of lady’s cleavage. We at get2choppin.com are having the first ever Stainless Steel Cleaver Cleavage Contest, the best set of ta ta’s that get emailed to brithassler@yahoo.com will be in the running to win the first ever get2choppin.com t-shirt. The contest will be judged by the Choppin’ board of legends.

Remember people that we want a modicum of discretion, it is a cleavage contest not a send us a whole bunch of nudie pictures of your hot selves contest. I will take them but I won’t use them for the site (hint, hint). So get2choppin people and lets take this up a notch.

The left lower chip smacking them in the lip with the look away and the belle tire guy seriously guys? did you really? 100 percent

Guess what Choppin’ nation the look-aways are pouring in. I hope you aren’t the one getting shanghied. So if I was you I would get2choppin on the look-away before someone says to you, “Hey slapdick, you’ve been Chopped”.

For you ladies that are interested. Bellows is the the one on the far left on the picture with the bananas in the second row. Hey Bellows you got caught in a look-away like a Broad